5th Apr 2014, 7:04 PM
in Death Comes To Tyrion
History's lamest pick-up lines.
Lanz: So what's a hot chick like you doing in a dump like this?
Abúi: Hey, I think this place is pretty impressive. We don't have train stations where I come from.
Lanz: Er, OK, so... are you doing anything tonight?
Abúi: Solving a murder, I hope. Isn't that what we're all here for?
Lanz: Well, when this is all over, maybe we could go somewhere for drinks?
Abúi: Nah, I'm sure there'll be other things to do.
Aggie: Zwzwzwzw.
Abúi: Oh. You know you could just have asked. Answer's no, though. Not attracted to humans. Sorry.
Abúi: Hey, I think this place is pretty impressive. We don't have train stations where I come from.
Lanz: Er, OK, so... are you doing anything tonight?
Abúi: Solving a murder, I hope. Isn't that what we're all here for?
Lanz: Well, when this is all over, maybe we could go somewhere for drinks?
Abúi: Nah, I'm sure there'll be other things to do.
Aggie: Zwzwzwzw.
Abúi: Oh. You know you could just have asked. Answer's no, though. Not attracted to humans. Sorry.
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Author Notes:
The guy who is trying to chat Abúi up, and failing badly, is Lanz from the sprite comic D.D.S.R.. Also visible: Brunhilde and Gertrude, and a Squirrel commander, from The KAMics, and the Runner from Karabear Comics Unlimited. You can see what happens next at page 104 of the Halloween Cameo Caper 2012 — at least until the present Abúi's Travels pages get inserted into the archives there and the numbering changes again.
And Aggie once again defuses the situation with a handy interpretion! :D