15th Nov 2015, 2:25 PM in Death Comes To Tyrion

Who's in charge anyway?

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Who's in charge anyway?
Arthur: So who died and put you in charge of the investigation?
Brunhilde: I could ask you the same, Pingu!
Arthur: I just think I'm the best qualified-
Brunhilde: -for looking cute while you waddle around with an egg between your feet!
Arthur: Don't you think you're being a bit speciesist right now?
Brunhilde: Dude, you chose to be a penguin. In fact, isn't it true that the reason you're spending a year as a penguin... the big secret you don't want your friends to know... is you're spending a year as a penguin for tax reasons?
Arthur: ... yes, but... but...
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Reinder Dijkhuis 15th Nov 2015, 2:25 PM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Wow. It's been far too long. Obviously, I'm not getting my day job under control. There's more in the pipeline but progress is still slow.

I... kind of like writing for Gertrude, but only when there are more jokes about her than her airheadedness. So she gets a bit of a badass moment here.


KAM 16th Nov 2015, 12:28 PM edit delete reply
CyberSkull 17th Nov 2015, 10:19 AM edit delete reply
What's the big deal? Who hasn't been shapeshifted/dead/ascended to a higher plane/left the planet for tax reasons?
Paken 30th Nov 2015, 5:06 PM edit delete reply
I would do ANYTHING for tax reasons. ¡Viva el Pingüino!
THE_BEHOLDER 1st Dec 2015, 3:42 PM edit delete reply
Penguin for tax reasons? I should look into that!
Lee M 27th Mar 2017, 7:52 PM edit delete reply
Lee M
I'm reminded of Hotblack Desiato, who decided to spend a year dead for tax reasons.