3rd Jul 2017, 9:49 AM
in Abúi's Grand Tour
Complex calculations based on limited data
Gwenna and Kaza are carrying a tied-up Chessmaster on a long stick. Adrienne and Abúi trail behind, holding hands.
Gwenna: ...Men are so easily manipulated!
Kaza: YES, dear!
The group arrive at the tree house.
Gwenna: Remember our house, Chessmaster? Don't worry, you won't be with us for long.
Chessmaster: Oh wow! That's fascinating! Obviously, the marks on the wall match the bruises on your bodies. You clearly hit the wall at great speed, but there are no liana's to match your trajectory... Teleport? But it's gone wrong. Your oddly sexless handholding indicates that you need to stay in physical contact all the time, so you are being teleported by a remote operator who can't picky you up separately... aaaand you've abducted me because you need someone who can do complex calculations based on limited data. You know, you could have just ASKED.
Gwenna: ...Men are so easily manipulated!
Kaza: YES, dear!
The group arrive at the tree house.
Gwenna: Remember our house, Chessmaster? Don't worry, you won't be with us for long.
Chessmaster: Oh wow! That's fascinating! Obviously, the marks on the wall match the bruises on your bodies. You clearly hit the wall at great speed, but there are no liana's to match your trajectory... Teleport? But it's gone wrong. Your oddly sexless handholding indicates that you need to stay in physical contact all the time, so you are being teleported by a remote operator who can't picky you up separately... aaaand you've abducted me because you need someone who can do complex calculations based on limited data. You know, you could have just ASKED.
Average Rating: 5 (3 votes)
Author Notes:
The first part of Abúi's Grand Tour ran late in April 2017 on Kaza's Mate Gwenna as a guest series; this episode ran there on April 28. If you want, you can just read on from there.
On Kaza's Mate, Gwenna, the series ran daily over 7 days; I have made the decision to space the comics out a little more here and only update on days when there are no other comics of mine running on ComicFury. Tomorrow, Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan will update as per its current schedule, so there will not be an Abúi's Travels update..
Ha!