3rd Jul 2017, 9:49 AM
in Abúi's Grand Tour
Complex calculations based on limited data

Gwenna and Kaza are carrying a tied-up Chessmaster on a long stick. Adrienne and Abúi trail behind, holding hands.
Gwenna: ...Men are so easily manipulated!
Kaza: YES, dear!
The group arrive at the tree house.
Gwenna: Remember our house, Chessmaster? Don't worry, you won't be with us for long.
Chessmaster: Oh wow! That's fascinating! Obviously, the marks on the wall match the bruises on your bodies. You clearly hit the wall at great speed, but there are no liana's to match your trajectory... Teleport? But it's gone wrong. Your oddly sexless handholding indicates that you need to stay in physical contact all the time, so you are being teleported by a remote operator who can't picky you up separately... aaaand you've abducted me because you need someone who can do complex calculations based on limited data. You know, you could have just ASKED.
Gwenna: ...Men are so easily manipulated!
Kaza: YES, dear!
The group arrive at the tree house.
Gwenna: Remember our house, Chessmaster? Don't worry, you won't be with us for long.
Chessmaster: Oh wow! That's fascinating! Obviously, the marks on the wall match the bruises on your bodies. You clearly hit the wall at great speed, but there are no liana's to match your trajectory... Teleport? But it's gone wrong. Your oddly sexless handholding indicates that you need to stay in physical contact all the time, so you are being teleported by a remote operator who can't picky you up separately... aaaand you've abducted me because you need someone who can do complex calculations based on limited data. You know, you could have just ASKED.
Average Rating: 5 (3 votes)
Ha!