So... let me guess. Your first time here?
Uhm. Yeah.
And you're here with your boyfriend or husband.
Yeah. He's over at the... thingy.
The pool.
Yeah, the pool.
Mum! Mummeee!
What?
She's just letting you fill in her cover story for her! There's no boyfriend and she's a fairy!
Now that's enough! I don't want to hear any more of it!
But mum!
Shush! Go play with your friends!
Kids! C'mon, let's go for a drink. I'm buying.
Grumble... 's not fair!
Yeah... I was awkward about it too when my husband first dragged me here. Got used to it soon enough though.

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