3rd Jan 2019, 8:51 AM
in Abúi's Grand Tour
Nap queen

Panel 1:
Adrienne and Quinn sit on a bed.
Adrienne: And so when I saw that cop, I just knew what was up. Something was just off about him, y'know?
Abúi (off-panel): Mm, mmm.
Panel 2:
Quinn starts to doze off as Adrienne keeps talking.
Adrienne: And him zooming in on the butler like that, without paying attention to the crime scene? The other cop was OK, but clueless.
Abúi (off-panel): Oh, yes!
Panel 3:
Adrienne slaps Quinn awake.
SFX: Slap!
Adrienne: I tried to warn him, but the butler was faster than me. Good for him. You don't get two chances with those insectoid fuckers, y'know what I'm saying?
Abúi (off-panel): Slow, down! No, keep going!
Panel 4:
Adrienne is fiinally getting fed up with the noise from off-panel.
Adrienne: But it was a hot mess and I don't think us Venusians will be- Just a second.
Abúi (off-panel): Yes! YES!
Panel 5:
Wide panel showing Abúi and Monroe fucking, just as everyone reading the first four panels would have expected. Yep, that's the twist, right there.
Abúi: Ah! Ah! Ah1 Aaaahhgnn!
Adrienne: Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to have a conversation here!
Adrienne and Quinn sit on a bed.
Adrienne: And so when I saw that cop, I just knew what was up. Something was just off about him, y'know?
Abúi (off-panel): Mm, mmm.
Panel 2:
Quinn starts to doze off as Adrienne keeps talking.
Adrienne: And him zooming in on the butler like that, without paying attention to the crime scene? The other cop was OK, but clueless.
Abúi (off-panel): Oh, yes!
Panel 3:
Adrienne slaps Quinn awake.
SFX: Slap!
Adrienne: I tried to warn him, but the butler was faster than me. Good for him. You don't get two chances with those insectoid fuckers, y'know what I'm saying?
Abúi (off-panel): Slow, down! No, keep going!
Panel 4:
Adrienne is fiinally getting fed up with the noise from off-panel.
Adrienne: But it was a hot mess and I don't think us Venusians will be- Just a second.
Abúi (off-panel): Yes! YES!
Panel 5:
Wide panel showing Abúi and Monroe fucking, just as everyone reading the first four panels would have expected. Yep, that's the twist, right there.
Abúi: Ah! Ah! Ah1 Aaaahhgnn!
Adrienne: Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to have a conversation here!
Average Rating: 5 (2 votes)
If you ever see any of my comics on Tapastic, know that they have been stolen and put there without my consent.
Yeah, I have heard of them and what I've heard is very very not good. They are not to be trusted or supported.
... and chivalry, for both sexes, is not dead! Just tone the noises down a bit :P